• Boy: Did it hurt
  • Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
  • Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell
  • 4 weeks ago: single
  • 3 weeks ago: single
  • Last week: single
  • Next week: single
  • Next month: single
  • Next year: single
  • Next decade: single
  • On Death Bed: single

I’ve always wanted to be that blog where people freaked out if I followed them.

(Source: niallwantsmypotato)

  • me: falls in love with stranger over the internet
  • me: tumblr is so depressing.
  • me: there's a cute relationship i'll never have
  • me: food i can't make
  • me: why can't i be that pretty
  • me: I WANT THOSE CLOTHES
  • me: wow just bring up those old feelings, thanks
  • me: why do i even come on here??
  • me: scroll
  • me: scroll
  • me: ooo reblogging that